Let it see the evidence
On iPhone it reads Screen Time. On Mac it quietly notes which app is in front and stops counting when you walk away. Rather not share? Type in what ate your time yourself.
Now printing: your day.
Your screen time, itemized.
Unbillable turns the hours you lost to scrolling into a tiny thermal receipt, checked and stamped by Frank from Accounting. Keep it, share it, or print it on real paper. No refunds.
Scope
Roast
Paper
Evidence
What ate your time?minutes
Printer ready. Frank is pretending to work.
three steps, zero judgment (some judgment)
From “just five minutes” to a receipt in your hand.
Press print
The PR-1 hums, the paper feeds out line by line, and the clerk reacts. Pick today, yesterday, or the whole week. Frank has seen worse. Probably.
Keep it, post it, or print it
Save it to your Paper Trail, share it as a square post or a story, or send it to a real printer. Or pretend this never happened. We won't tell.
meet accounting
Every receipt gets a second opinion.
A clerk works the receipt desk and reacts to what you print. Pick who you'd rather disappoint.
Frank
Has been “about to start” since 9:00. Bed-head, stubble, tie loosened in 2014.
Doris
Filed one thing in 2019. Still recovering. Keeps a pencil in her bun for emergencies.
53 MIN
Concerned
Well... that was 53 minutes.
same damage, different stationery
Nine rolls of paper.
Themes change the look, never the math. Three rolls come free. Six more are in the supply closet, and Pro has the key.
Also in the closet PRO
- Diner CheckGuest check, filled in by hand. Your server: Frank.
- Carbon CopyPink customer copy. In triplicate. Slightly smudged.
- PharmacyEnds in a pile of coupons longer than your attention span.
- CitationNotice of violation. Municipal Code §404: excessive scrolling.
- Green BarDot-matrix paper with sprocket holes. End of report.
- Night ShiftGreen ink on dark paper, for receipts after midnight.
it follows you around
On your iPhone. In your menu bar.
Stats
Internal Audit
Receipts printed23
Worst daySAT · 4H 0M
Most blamedTIKTOK
iPhone
- Reads Screen Time with your permission, or builds a receipt from what you tell it.
- A Paper Trail of every receipt you kept, plus a weekly statement.
- Haptics timed to each line as it feeds out of the printer.
Today's damage
53 MIN
Well... that was 53 minutes.
Safari · youtube.com24M
Slack17M
Music12M
Mac
- Lives in the menu bar and tracks the app in front, nothing more.
- Stops counting when you're idle, locked, or asleep.
- Launches at login. Prints through the real print panel.
the bill, itemized
Free to print. Pro if you want the good paper.
No subscription. One purchase unlocks Pro on iPhone and Mac, for as long as you keep procrastinating.
$0forever
- Unlimited receipts, printed and shared
- Frank and Doris, and everything they say
- Classic Thermal, Office Supply, Convenience Store
- Gentle and Standard attitude
- This week's Internal Audit and weekly statement
- iPhone and Mac
Shared receipts carry a tiny unbillable.fyi in the small print. That's the whole ad.
UNBILLABLE PRO
UPGRADE RECEIPT
6 more paper stylesINCL.
Spicy attitudeINCL.
Your name + hourly rateINCL.
Custom receipt titleINCL.
No small print on exportsINCL.
Full audit historyINCL.
iPhone + Mac, one purchaseINCL.
TOTAL$6.99
ONE TIME. NO SUBSCRIPTION.
Refunds go through Apple. Frank just sulks.
Launch price
$4.99
$4.99
the fine print, printed
Your nonsense stays on your device.
No backend, no account, no analytics. There is no server for your data to go to. The humor engine runs locally and picks jokes without asking anyone.
Screen Time stays in Apple's sandbox. In report-only mode the receipt is built inside Apple's privacy-preserving extension, so usage data never reaches the app itself.
You decide what leaves. Nothing is shared unless you tap Share. Then it's a picture of a receipt, and that's all.
Coming soon
Stop wondering where the day went.
Unbillable is coming to iPhone and Mac. Free to print, painful to read. Pro is a one-time $6.99.